July 2012
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
At McDonald's
My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?
Me: uhm... What's the difference?
Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.
My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut thefuck up? Thanks a lot mcasshole.
Me: and some mcfries with that please.
Watch
oraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
The things I would do for you. You will never see...
thecrazyfilipino:
I love how after crying, you feel like you could sleep for years.
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
miyashapt:
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
sodamnrelatable:
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alohandrea:
Of course I’m gonna be concerned if people are telling me there’s something wrong with you or something’s up. I’ll drop what I’m doing to talk to you and ask you what’s wrong and try to make you feel better.
Sometimes you're going to have to act like you...
The tighter the hug, the better it feels.
Depression hits you hardest at night.
When someone says "do the math."
sodamnrelatable:
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Watchdiarina:
laughing my ass off omg.. AHHAHA. feel bad for this dude omg
snarg:
Can my iPhone stop autocorrecting “so” to “do” thanks
You know someone means a lot to you when their...
It's hard to believe we were once really close.
Purposely holding your feelings back because you...
